Friday Groaners

Friday Groaners

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psychopath.

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids.

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't Work?
A Stick.

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Cinco.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.?

12. What Do Yo u Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef..

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don 't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack , Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

20. How Are A Texas Tornado And An Alabama Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.

Now, admit it . . . at least one of these made you smile.

Your right......just the one

Your completly right: one of 'em make me smile The rest learned me I need to go back to school. To many expressions/wordgimicks I cant follow

Nor me Jaap, reckon Yoda's been stealing the jokes out of Christmas crackers, they are that bad.

Any Dutch jokes us Brits would understand?

I thought every one was fantastic - never heard any of them before and weren't they so subtle. In fact I will spend the next few weeks learning them off by heart so that we can play a little game over the CB on LR10 keep us all amused in the long dark hours at the end of the day when we are all tired ..... Anyone want to be in my gang ....

Keith Johnson wrote:

I thought every one was fantastic

Mmmmmm, now we all know your level of humour Keith/Yoda, I'm sure the pair of your will be very happy together.

You also want to be careful asking questions like that Keith - "want to be in my gang ...." The last person who asked that question was arrested in Vietnam and did time for you know what!