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Tom Mc
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PostSubject: Joke of the day - kiss   Joke of the day - kiss Icon_minitimeTue Feb 01, 2011 8:38 am

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and said, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she said.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So she did and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she'd finished, the biker said, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting, you could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......" pale
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PostSubject: Re: Joke of the day - kiss   Joke of the day - kiss Icon_minitimeTue Feb 01, 2011 10:04 am

good 1 :star:
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