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roamingman

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Registration date : 2010-02-03

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PostSubject: Letter to Mr Cameron   Letter to Mr Cameron Icon_minitimeThu Jul 07, 2011 1:20 pm

Dear Mr. Cameron,
Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK's economy.

Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the
following plan.

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.

Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. - Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed

2) They MUST buy a new British car. - Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed

4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university - Crime rate fixed

5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week ..... And there's your money back in duty/tax etc
It can't get any easier than that!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances

If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.


Also……….. Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home


This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.

They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. They would have constant video monitoring, so they would be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.
Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct strictly adhered to.
The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever


Think about this (more points of contention):


COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Appleby almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria? And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

Also;
Think about this ... If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for us grumpy old folk of Britain to speak up!
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jellybenitez

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Registration date : 2010-12-08

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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Mr Cameron   Letter to Mr Cameron Icon_minitimeThu Jul 07, 2011 1:54 pm

Ha ha sounds wild but i think the million pound pensioner give away plan could work. The only flaw i can see is that the lazy sit on their arse and take hand outs from the government never do a days work lazy scum would not step up and fill said gap caused by the pensioners retiring. I better take a cold shower before i start ranting......
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Sylvia Johnson

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PostSubject: Re: Letter to Mr Cameron   Letter to Mr Cameron Icon_minitimeThu Jul 07, 2011 2:02 pm



No they are just making the over 50's work even longer ! Don't get me started but when I started work retirement day was aged 60, then they moved the goalposts and it became 65 now its 66 and even worse than that I have to work a year longer than my husband who can retire at 65 !


oh dear I fear I'm turning into Victor Meldrew !! affraid affraid
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