Doncaster, Todmorden, BMW, SatNav ... doomed to failure.
My old landlord was a BMW driver, who complained to the dealership that the screen wash jets had stopped working - they helpfully didn't charge the standard BMW labour rates for putting more screenwash in the bottle.
For more madness on a Global Positioning scale ...
Student follows satnav onto level crossing, destroys car: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/05/11/satnav_crash/
£96k Merc drowns in river after SatNav suggests route "Not suitable for Motor Vehicles": http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/26/subaquatic_merc/
ON DUTY Ambulance drivers follow SatNav on 430 mile detour: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/12/05/awol_ambulance_satnav/
German driver told to Turn Right Now, so does, into a toilet: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/24/satnav_mishap/