I'm just about to buy a brand new supercharged RR Sport

... and a LR 130 Crew Cab, and a Unimog, and a Morgan Aeromax, and just about anything else my little heart desires. Just been contacted by a very nice man called Mr Samuel Shitforbrains Matubu who has informed me:-

"The Federal Government of Nigeria has approved all the foreign Contractors payment so your $15,7 million us dollars is now ready to transfer get back to me".

Ooooooooo, can't wait!

W*****S!!!!!!! What do they take us for, complete and utter halfwits? And why do we still have this garbage clogging up our inboxes despite constantly reporting this crap as spam? And no I don't want a loan, mortgage, viagra tablets (I'm on anti-viagra tablets as it is) or you-know-what extention in just 30 days or your money back; quite happy with what I have thanks very much! Why don't they all just "f f f f f fade away" (to quote The Who on My Generation).

Tom, are you sure Mr shitforbrains is not geniune?

Only last week he contacted me and all he wanted was my bank details, credit card number, passport number, date of birth and NI number and he would credit my account, I duly sent them off to him along with all the original documentation, I haven't had time to check my account yet but i'm sure that he will have credited my account, your problem is that you always think the worst of people, give the poor man the benefit of the doubt.

Must go, off to see my shrink now
Happy Christmas

I had the same problem;

personal documents, bank account details, NI number, employment details etc etc etc..........................









The things you do to get a tax rebate.

"Tax doesn't have to be taxing". It's not, I just don't bother and the buggers get nothing ... but don't let on!

Nice one CC, think you're right. I should let the nice dusky Nigerian man have my credit card details, and if he manages to get any credit off it he's a better man than me!!! You slowly returning to the land of the living by the way, you must be gutted to not only lose in the play-off's but to the scum??? Even worse you didn't even get the chance to sing "Sandwell Town's staying down, staying down ..." Bet Selwyn's a happy bunny though.

Bizarrely, enough people do fall for these Nigerian '419' scams to make it more viable for the crims than getting a real job like the rest of us.... (so called 419 as thats the relevant crime number for this sort of activity in the Nigerian constitution...or something like that!)

Having spent 2 years in Nigeria I picked up a few tricks myself

Anyway, if you want to get some revenge, check out .....
http://www.scamorama.com/

what about the re-inactment of the 'dead parrot sketch' ...?!?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvyrzQldOKE

Janet

Thanks for that Tom.
Sandwell Town, Tesco carrier bag wearing w*****s!!!
I'll save my singing for Monday with Selwyn!

Just had a text by the way off some Brummy crossbred (not that i'm bitter or anything!)
It goes......... Wolves new owner is selling all the players.............he wants his £10 back straight away

i'm rich too!! just received this....

Dear One,
&nbs p;
Good day, I am Miss Fatima Amed. From Abidjan, Cote d'ivoire. I wish to request for your urgent assistance in my investment plans in your base, I wish to invest in manufacturing and real estate management in your base, this is because I inherited an important sum from my late father who died in recent political crisis in Cote d'Ivoire here.

Before the death of my father he informed me near his hospital bed, that he saved the total sum of ($8.500,000) Eight Million Five hundred thousand united states dollars only, in one of the bank here in cote d Ivoire.

This money was been deposited for my social security and for fruitful international investment.That is why I need you to keep this transaction highly confidential and trust worthy person who will assist me to receive this fund overseas for investment establishment purposeindurities and lucrative profitable ventures.

Further directives and details about the deposit and on how to move the fund successfully into your private bank account in your country will be given to you as soon as I get your response.

Thanks
Yours Faithfully.

Fatima Amed.



hmmmm now what should i do....spend it first, or wait until it's actually arrived!!!
honestly, these people!!

Go wild

SPEND.....SPEND....SPEND!!!!!
You have nothing to lose..............................................except maybe your house,car, caravan,LANDY etc....

When Fatima mentions "fruitful international investment", is she referring to her melons or your plums?

Maybe your luck's in there mate!!!

Noooooooo

Stay away from my plums, they's mine!

And she can keep her money grabbing melons too!!