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PostSubject: Worried your pension will run short,   Worried your pension will run short, Icon_minitimeTue Feb 01, 2011 11:46 am

Worried your pension will run short,

Senior health care solution -

So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 MP's and 2 illegal immigrants!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! New teeth - no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?
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PostSubject: Re: Worried your pension will run short,   Worried your pension will run short, Icon_minitimeTue Feb 01, 2011 5:50 pm

Never a truer word spoken in jest. cheers
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