Campfire stories!!!

I know you will all be looking for something to talk about round the fire at night, so i thought i would give you a few lead-ins to ask the mighty leader!!

Just titles, the rest is up to Tom!!!!!!

1. 47k's in 48mins down hill vo**a swilling competition.

2. Waiting for passport in Wales

3. The old lush.

4. Frankfurt World Cup 2006 (very short story this one!)

5. Handlbar moustache Frenchman

6. Tom - Wales his trainers - England

7. Smuggling into Switzerland

8. Calais - Lesbian Bar (conversion attempts)

9. Tom - Barcelona his passport - Calais

10. French baker and her baps


Think that is enough to start you off ........ if requested more can follow!!!!

Excellent stuff Captain , should keep us going for a few nights, if you think we'll need more for the journey, then crack on!

Shuld be a lot of laughter if what we've heard so far is anything to go by!!

Cheers ... mate!

JUST ADDED A COMMENT TO GET SOME MORE VIEWS,
ESPECIALLY FOR YOU TOM X

Great, thought this subject had got buried amongst the rest, well it was until that stirring Cap'in bumped it back up to the top of the pile