Ted was speaking to the vicar of his church "i have a problem", he confessed, "my wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons, and it's very embarrassing."
"Ikow just the thing," the vicar replied, "take this hat pin, and when I see her nod off i'll motion to you to give her a little jab."
The following Sunday, off went Ted, his wife, and the pin.
Berfore long, the vicar saw Ted's wife dozing, so he began his plan. "And who made the ulimate sacrifice for you?" he asked, nodding to Ted. "JESUS!" cried Ted's wife as he jabbed her with the pin. "Thats right!" continued the vicar.
Soon she was off again, so the vicar continued "And who is your redeemer?" and nodded to Ted again "GOD!" the poor woman yelled. "Right again!" said the vicar smiling.
Before long, Ted's wife was off againm but the vicar was getting so carried away with the sermon that he was shaking his head wildly. Ted istook the signals and gave his wife a hefty jab just as the vicar was asking "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Ted's wife shrieked "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half and shove it up your arse!"
Subject: Sillyness 
Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:52 am
