bofa bill
Number of posts : 606 Age : 69 Localisation : Poole, Dorset + Cannock Registration date : 2007-12-12
| Subject: If ye ever run oot of booze; try this Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:20 pm | |
| John and Jim were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics at Aberdeen Airport . One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. John said, 'Man, I wish we hid sommin' to drink!' Jim says, 'Me in a'. Y'kaen, a've heard ye can drink jet fuel an get a buzz. Di ye wanna try it?' So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high octane jet fuel hooch and got completely smashed. The next morning John wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, Hey, how ye feeling the day?' John says, 'Smashing! Fit about you?' Jim says, 'Brand spanking new! Got a hangover ?' John says , 'No - that jet fuel is just the dogs bollocks! -- nae hangover, nethin. We shid dee this mair afen' Jim says 'Aye, well there's jist the one thing.' 'Fit's 'at then?' 'Hiv yi farted yet?' ' Er, - No ' Well, DINNA, 'cause I'm in fu**in' Norway ! | |
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Tom Mc Organiser
Number of posts : 3925 Registration date : 2007-01-29
| Subject: Re: If ye ever run oot of booze; try this Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:37 am | |
| Fit yer talkin’ aboot? Need a translator! | |
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| Subject: Re: If ye ever run oot of booze; try this Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:26 pm | |
| for once i understand you bill ive been serving a drunk scotsman all night in the restuarant |
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