Ive gone an done a daft thing, HELP

Subject: Ive gone an done a daft thing, HELP Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:44 am

Weil, talking to Tom last neet and as we had some paperwork to exchange I foolishly gave him me addy and invited him roon for a cuppa.
Gawd, will I ever get him to stop yakin and go?
will my family ever be safe again?
Will my collection of Landies ever be safe again?

aw dear what have I done.
Need another pill and a lie doon noo.

HELP, please give me some words of encouragement...................................

Thank god he canny read this as I have used joined up writing.

anon :bball:

Subject: Re: Ive gone an done a daft thing, HELP Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:16 am

Ive changed the number on me door.
Told the Maid to tell him that I am oot.

gawd, 40 mins to go.

Subject: Re: Ive gone an done a daft thing, HELP Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:33 am

Thanx for your support guys an gals.

Its a set up I think.
25mins to go noo.
He will have left his hoose be noo.

ah, maybe if I dinna offer him a cuppa he may no wait for long and maybe no return.

Subject: Re: Ive gone an done a daft thing, HELP Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:04 am

He's late.
Maybe hes forgotten?

Subject: Re: Ive gone an done a daft thing, HELP Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:24 am

1330 and hes still here.
a used tea bag didnae deter then.

Subject: Re: Ive gone an done a daft thing, HELP Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:49 am

1350 and hes jist left.
Jeeeez.
what haiv ah done?

Hoose for sale

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