3 ladies

Three ladies, two younger and one senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young lady pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager, I have a microchip under the skin of my arm" she said.

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young lady lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand."

The older lady felt very low-tech.

Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older lady finally said... "Well, will you look at that... I'm getting a fax!!"

Your standards are slipping William, that joke's as old as the hills, and that's very nearly as old as me!

I know but made me smile this morning.
We aint all like you that jist hais tae look in the mirror tae smile ye ken.

eeeewwwwwwwwww why why why make me think of an old lady naked in a sauna