BBQ rules!!

BBQ RULES

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:


Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces,
and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.


Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...

(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer

while he flips the meat .


Important again:
( THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.


And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

I can't see a problem with that. Is that not how it's done. I will just check with SWMBO

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The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great.

Absolutely, you have it spot on. Only goes to show, men know how to handle their meat!!!

Absolutely, you have it spot on. Only goes to show, men know how to handle their meat!!! [/quote]

I have heard Tom, that you know how to handle your meat better than most.

Tom......Meat HA HA now days his meat looks like it has been on the barby for far too long....

When is the next Sunbury gettogether Tomas?

Three days ago. I dunno Smego, why is it you're always the last to know about these things? Billy No Mates!

The S.O.R.E. (Sunbury Off-Road Enthusiasts) meets are always the 2nd wednesday of the month. That said, confirm with Woolly'at or myself first as something else may be planned - last Wednesday being the perfect example as we decided to get together for a meal at Thames Court, Shepperton overlooking the Thames, so you would have been somewhat lonely if you had turned up.

And just for the record, my meat's just fine mate - it doesn't need tenderising just yet! There may be a sprinkling of snow on the roof, but the fire in the grate is downright raging!

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11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts

i praise tom for his cooking efforts after the bbq man finally got the bbq up to speed