bofa bill
Number of posts : 606 Age : 69 Localisation : Poole, Dorset + Cannock Registration date : 2007-12-12
| Subject: Twas The Neet Before Christmas Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:06 am | |
| TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
'Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the trails, Every Jeep was stranded, Their progress like snails.
They had no shovels, No rope and no winch, No CB, no cell-phone, To get out of their pinch.
When out from a mud pit, There arose such a clatter; All the 'wheelers came running To see what was the matter.
I saw some poor Jeep All covered in crud; He had blown his motor trying to get free of the mud.
As he stood there I noticed His glowing red face, And I knew in an instant He wanted out of this place.
I glanced at his roof, It was all I could see; He pleaded for help From my WARN winch and from me.
So I sprang to the front Of my trusty old Rover, Spooled out the winch cable, Said "Hook 'er up, grover!"
He went for a swim In the watery hell, and I laughed as he turned brown, And started to smell.
He hooked up the cable to his buried front hook, I put a coat on the line Like it says in the book.
I winched him out quickly, A very fast session; And I charged him a C-note, To teach him a lesson.
I then drove my D-90 through the same mud and same muck; No problem for me, 'Cause I had a REAL truck!
I wound down my window as I drove out of sight, And smugly yelled "Next time Stay home Christmas night!" | |
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| Subject: Re: Twas The Neet Before Christmas Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:37 am | |
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CarpeDiem
Number of posts : 549 Registration date : 2007-03-27
| Subject: Re: Twas The Neet Before Christmas Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:04 pm | |
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bofa bill
Number of posts : 606 Age : 69 Localisation : Poole, Dorset + Cannock Registration date : 2007-12-12
| Subject: Re: Twas The Neet Before Christmas Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:17 am | |
| This was a reply I got from another forum posting
I then drove my D-90 through the same mud and same muck; And lo and behold I too got stuck!!
An almight bang and a hell of a clatter. I suddenly realised I know what's the matter
A broken axle, Oh damn and oh blast! Driving a lawnrover, I know they don't last!
2 axles, 1 busted. I knew who to blame. All I could do was hang my head in shame.
I really thought that I'd have the last laugh. If it wasn't for this damned broken halfshaft.
Now in the mire, no drive to the front Wondering why I'd tried to be such a cocky [Censored!]
Trying to go forwards in the dead of the night, Yet another bang did give me a hell of a fright.
I tried all the gears, no nothing ... oh hell! I realised the rear axle had blown up as well!
I cursed for relying on the landy to go. After all it was built by the same as the mini metro!
Those morons in birmingham can't design a toad, Let alone something that's reliable for going offroad.
Then a man in a red truck pulled up alongside, and enquired that if I needed some aide.
Swallowing my pride I accepted with grace, and he pulled up in front with a grin on his face.
Hitching up to my tow point he did in a flash and very soon we were off at a dash!
Out to the road for the tow truck truck to wait. I knew for my dinner i was going to be late
Yet more from my wallet I was needing to pay. To fix this damned thing. I should throw it away!
As he wound down his window and drove out of sight, And smugly yelled "Buy a Pajero... Land rovers are Sh!te!!" | |
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CarpeDiem
Number of posts : 549 Registration date : 2007-03-27
| Subject: Re: Twas The Neet Before Christmas Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:28 am | |
| I prefer the first one! | |
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apd2009
Number of posts : 52 Registration date : 2007-03-23
| Subject: Re: Twas The Neet Before Christmas Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:49 am | |
| Should have been a Nissan Ps happy Xmas Andy (tv4x4) | |
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