Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress,
are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze
their men. That night all three will wear black leather
bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a
black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me
and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love
you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I
was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes
and a raincoat. Then I opened the raincoat he didn't
say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman:
I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for
the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the
leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over
my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
'What's for dinner Batman?'