A Sunderland senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of
the car salesroom.
Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90mph, enjoying the wind
blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M1, enjoying pushing the pedal
to the metal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he
floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph.
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this
nonsense!"
So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car
to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side
of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10
minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend.
If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard
before, I'll let you go."
The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years ago,
my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman
Subject: a good reason for buying a BMW 
Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:34 am
