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bofa bill
Number of posts : 606
Age : 69
Localisation : Poole, Dorset + Cannock
Registration date : 2007-12-12
|  Subject: Blonde joke........by kieran  Tue May 27, 2008 9:31 am | |
| A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ." he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . .
(SCROLL DOWN)
'Let's put the cornflakes back in the box!' | |
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Lizzytish
Number of posts : 45
Age : 52
Localisation : South Wales
Registration date : 2008-04-22
| | Subject: Re: Blonde joke........by kieran Wed May 28, 2008 4:50 pm | |
| Ooooh Bill, you thief! That was my joke :suspect: | |
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Tom Mc
Organiser
Number of posts : 3925
Registration date : 2007-01-29
| | Subject: Re: Blonde joke........by kieran Wed May 28, 2008 6:55 pm | |
| ... or was it you doing the puzzle?  | |
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andybloke
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Number of posts : 1090
Age : 47
Localisation : West Yorkshire
Registration date : 2007-06-03
| | Subject: Re: Blonde joke........by kieran Thu May 29, 2008 8:32 am | |
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Tom Mc
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Number of posts : 3925
Registration date : 2007-01-29
| | Subject: Re: Blonde joke........by kieran Thu May 29, 2008 10:51 am | |
| Bleedin' tea leaves the lot of you!  Wonder where Marc swipped it from? | |
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Crazy~Johno
Number of posts : 500
Age : 114
Localisation : the moon
Registration date : 2007-09-23
| | Subject: Re: Blonde joke........by kieran Thu May 29, 2008 11:38 am | |
| cheers andybloke i was sure id seen it before  it was amanda (runs and hides before she kills me  only joking :king: ) | |
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bofa bill
Number of posts : 606
Age : 69
Localisation : Poole, Dorset + Cannock
Registration date : 2007-12-12
| | Subject: Re: Blonde joke........by kieran Thu May 29, 2008 12:54 pm | |
| Honest Guv, it was Kieran that asked me to post it as he is/was oan a talking strike thingy Trust me...........I'm a man  | |
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Lizzytish
Number of posts : 45
Age : 52
Localisation : South Wales
Registration date : 2008-04-22
| | Subject: Re: Blonde joke........by kieran Thu May 29, 2008 4:13 pm | |
| Only joking Bill.....was about me anyway,ask Ian  And trust you????? Mmmmmmm  | |
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andybloke
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Number of posts : 1090
Age : 47
Localisation : West Yorkshire
Registration date : 2007-06-03
| | Subject: Re: Blonde joke........by kieran Fri May 30, 2008 12:52 am | |
| - bofa bill wrote:
- Honest Guv, it was Kieran that asked me to post it as he is/was oan a talking strike thingy
Trust me...........I'm a man So he's posting by proxy now? I'm sure that's cheating. | |
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