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PostSubject: Time for a Change   Time for a Change Icon_minitimeWed Aug 18, 2010 4:04 am

Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.

This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling, pool and education. Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request. Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens. Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls. There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay £900.00 per month and have no hope of ever getting out. Justice for all we say.

Think about this (more points of contention):
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COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Bourne almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Lincolnshire?
And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
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THE BRITISH CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ... Why don't we just give them ours? It was drawn up by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for centuries and we're not using it anymore.
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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or Parliament, is this -

You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ..... It creates a hostile work environment.
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PostSubject: Re: Time for a Change   Time for a Change Icon_minitimeWed Aug 18, 2010 5:52 am

Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in a nursing home - so true.

COWS: Handcuffed (or should that be legcuffed to a cow), now I like that idea.

THE BRITISH CONSTITUTION: Subtle but true.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS: Bitchy, but again true.

You're talking far too much sense Yoda, can't you go back to the one we know and love - the one that talks drivel. Now that I can understand! Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Time for a Change   Time for a Change Icon_minitimeWed Aug 18, 2010 6:31 am

Sorry tyring to please everone cheers

Still going to write drivel lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Time for a Change   Time for a Change Icon_minitimeWed Aug 18, 2010 6:55 am

cheers cheers cheers
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