Due to Bill's 'Problem' he will beed one of these !! :)

A 'SHEWEE' -
(I know it's for ladies but for Bill it's like American Express - he never leaves home without it - lol)

http://www.nomadtravel.co.uk/catalog/view/shewee

Funnee you shoulkd say that.
DC's wife hais yin and was oan aboot it at Easty.
Never showd me it working tho but she says tis handy.
and better than using a sheep.

whimp

NO NO NO No......thats just soooooooo wrong

Catching up on the posts I missed while away - well, this has to be the most bizarre. Tim, you're a sad man. How on earth did you discover this piece of wierdness??? Did you read what Pamela from Taunton said about Shewee in her glowing product review?

An excellent product that’s easy to carry around for that "nasty toilet" or no toilet scenario. By Pamela from Taunton

Incredible! Next time I'm in the Taunton area I'll keep my eyes open for Pam with hers draws down, skirt up and standing behind the nearest oak tree! Truly bizarre.

willnae be ma Pam......................she disnae wear any drawrs.

oh............and shes no frae taunton


ps..............ahm gonna tell Pam on ya.

Opps! I'm outta here!!!