My Co-Driver has broken her Bum

Well folks as the title says Keri has hurt herself in a rather serious kinda way!!(doesnt do anything by half does my missus!!)

early Tuesday evening she decided to try and recreate her own version of the Olympics and do a bit of a high jump, but off our back garden steps....with no soft landing

She slipped off the top step and landed at the bottom on her bottom..

the end result was a trip to Accident and Emergency for various x-rays etc

the outcome is she has a Haematoma the size of a small football that is as hard as hell.
a burise covering most of her bottom that is as purple as any bruise i have ever seen
and has a job to walk cos of them!!..

(Oh and some dented pride!)

On top of everything she decided to faint twice just to shatter my nerves even more!!


Yes before you say anything, she wanted me to post the pic
P.S. the steps survived ok before you ask!!! :wink: :wink:

Ouch!

Keri, I hope you're able to get comfortable soon!

Get well soon.

Owwwwwww!!!! That looks horrendous - not your bum Keri, the bruise. Not that I was looking at your bum of course, just the damage. Damn … I’m good at digging myself a hole, I do it so well! Start again.

That bruise looks bloody painful, but the good news is the tattoo is still intact.

You’ll have to keep us all updated via a photographic diary on the various colour shades as it first deepens towards black before begins to turn yellow with a purpleish tinge and all colours of the rainbow. Nice!

P.S. Glad the steps are okay!

Ooooooowwwww!!!! That looks a touch on the painful side

Hope you're ok Keri!!

Thanks....for posting a pic of my mis-shapen a$$!

Am bringing a rubber ring on the Rally with me....no sniggering please

OUCH

hope it gets well soon

Bill's in Cannock tonight, doesn't know what he's missing. Doubtless he'll insist on a personal examanation. Good luck girl!

'ere, perhaps you should change your username ... to Lizzytush

Tom Mc wrote:

Bill's in Cannock tonight, doesn't know what he's missing. Doubtless he'll insist on a personal examanation. Good luck girl!

'ere, perhaps you should change your username ... to Lizzytush

Tom...as you should have guessed....he's been on the phone!!

Plenty more where that came from - or so you'll find out. You realise you've left yourself wide open to a host of bum-related jokes?

What a bummer!

Yep! Bill rang me at 10am today to tell me he'd posted a joke on SWPORC....mmmmm. Think I'm gonna have the mick taken just a little!

Nice face, shame about the bum!

You can be such a bitch Tom

Its a bit of a bum deal that......

Looks as if the poor girl's been in a 'bun fight'!

OK Ian, which Spanking Paddle did you use one her? I told you to use to MAPLE, I bet you used the ASH ... tut tut!!!



On a serious note Keri, you old me you liked getting spanked!! haha...No, I hope you're OK and it gets better soon....(I promise not to squeeze ya ass nxt week)

Thanks Tim....and only squeeze my a$$ if you're prepared to be whacked with something hard